Spank the Monkey sounds exactly like it is. You just spank the monkey. How is that any fun? You may be asking, "How is that any fun?" Well, each spank you give the monkey will score you a score. The speed at which you spanked the monkey determines how many points each spank earns. Still confused? You can try it. It's easy and enjoyable, yet addictive. You get a little fanfare if your score exceeds a certain point.